The best presidential candidates are, in order:
- Senator Barack Obama
- Senator Hillary Clinton
- Senator John McCain – If anyone can “unsell-out”…
- former Senator John Edwards
- Senator Joe Biden – Knowledgeable; smart; no chance.
- Governor Mike Huckabee
- Senator Chris Dodd
- Governor Mitt Romney – Since he probably doesn’t believe anything he’s saying at this point anyway.
- Governor Bill Richardson – Can negotiate with Kim Jong Il without breaking a sweat, but is flummoxed by Melissa Etheridge.
- former Senator Fred Thompson –
- Congressman Ron Paul – Might be crazy, but he makes a lot of sense.
- Senator Sam Brownback – He certainly believes; and I sense a good man somewhere in there.
- former Mayor of 9/11 Rudy Guiliani – Question of the Week: How many puppies has Judy (aka Judith) Guiliani killed recently?
Left off the list due to reasons of insanity or other glaring issues: Congressman Tancredo, former Senator Mike Gravel, Congressman Dennis Kucinich, Congressman Duncan Hunter.