The Presidential Candidates

The best presidential candidates are, in order:

  1. Senator Barack Obama
  2. Senator Hillary Clinton
  3. Senator John McCain – If anyone can “unsell-out”…
  4. former Senator John Edwards
  5. Senator Joe Biden – Knowledgeable; smart; no chance.
  6. Governor Mike Huckabee
  7. Senator Chris Dodd
  8. Governor Mitt Romney – Since he probably doesn’t believe anything he’s saying at this point anyway.
  9. Governor Bill Richardson – Can negotiate with Kim Jong Il without breaking a sweat, but is flummoxed by Melissa Etheridge.
  10. former Senator Fred Thompson
  11. Congressman Ron Paul – Might be crazy, but he makes a lot of sense.
  12. Senator Sam Brownback – He certainly believes; and I sense a good man somewhere in there.
  • former Mayor of 9/11 Rudy Guiliani – Question of the Week: How many puppies has Judy (aka Judith) Guiliani killed recently?

Left off the list due to reasons of insanity or other glaring issues: Congressman Tancredo, former Senator Mike Gravel, Congressman Dennis Kucinich, Congressman Duncan Hunter.

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