{"id":26,"date":"2007-10-07T12:44:50","date_gmt":"2007-10-07T16:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?page_id=26"},"modified":"2007-10-07T12:44:50","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T16:44:50","slug":"the-presidential-candidates","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?page_id=26","title":{"rendered":"The Presidential Candidates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The best presidential candidates are, in order:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>Senator Barack Obama<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Senator Hillary Clinton<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Senator John McCain<\/strong> &#8211; If anyone can &#8220;unsell-out&#8221;&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><strong>former Senator John Edwards<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Senator Joe Biden<\/strong> &#8211; Knowledgeable; smart; no chance.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Governor Mike Huckabee<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Senator Chris Dodd<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Governor Mitt Romney<\/strong> &#8211; Since he probably doesn&#8217;t believe anything he&#8217;s saying at this point anyway.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Governor Bill Richardson <\/strong>&#8211; Can negotiate with Kim Jong Il without breaking a sweat, but is flummoxed by Melissa Etheridge.<\/li>\n<li><strong>former Senator Fred Thompson<\/strong> &#8211;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Congressman Ron Paul<\/strong> &#8211; Might be crazy, but he makes a lot of sense.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Senator Sam Brownback<\/strong> &#8211; He certainly believes; and I sense a good man somewhere in there.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>former Mayor of 9\/11 Rudy Guiliani<\/strong> &#8211; Question of the Week: How many <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/04022007\/news\/regionalnews\/judis_job_with__pup_killer_firm_regionalnews_dan_mangan.htm\">puppies<\/a> has Judy (aka Judith) Guiliani killed recently?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Left off the list due to reasons of insanity or other glaring issues: Congressman Tancredo, former Senator Mike Gravel, Congressman Dennis Kucinich, Congressman Duncan Hunter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best presidential candidates are, in order: Senator Barack Obama Senator Hillary Clinton Senator John McCain &#8211; If anyone can &#8220;unsell-out&#8221;&#8230; former Senator John Edwards Senator Joe Biden &#8211; Knowledgeable; smart; no chance. Governor Mike Huckabee Senator Chris Dodd Governor Mitt Romney &#8211; Since he probably doesn&#8217;t believe anything he&#8217;s saying at this point anyway. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-26","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8qcx-q","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}