{"id":1560,"date":"2008-12-02T12:44:20","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T17:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=1560"},"modified":"2008-12-01T23:03:23","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T04:03:23","slug":"drew-bait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=1560","title":{"rendered":"Drew-bait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The Daily Mail<\/em> reported over the weekend that a recent study found that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1090399\/Why-left-handed-men-earn-cent-HOUR-right-handers.html?ITO=1490\">left-handers<\/a> don&#8217;t do as well as right-handers in school, but earn more than 5% more every hour once they leave school. This is Drew-bait because an acquaintance of mine who we will for the moment call Drew, but who will remain otherwise anonymous, has a burning hatred for lefties and their sinister ways.<\/p>\n<p>Oddly though, to illustrate this article, <em>The Daily Mail<\/em> inexplicably chose Robert Redford in his box office bomb <em>The Horse Whisperer<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Let me suggest instead three other prominent lefties who have been in the news recently:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Clintons Left Hand\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2parse.com\/\/images\/clintonlefthand.JPEG?resize=449%2C417\" alt=\"\" width=\"449\" height=\"417\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Obamas Left Hand\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2parse.com\/\/images\/obamalefthand.jpg?resize=580%2C379\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"379\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"McCains Left Hand\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2parse.com\/\/images\/mccainlefthand.jpg?resize=400%2C409\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"409\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Daily Mail reported over the weekend that a recent study found that left-handers don&#8217;t do as well as right-handers in school, but earn more than 5% more every hour once they leave school. This is Drew-bait because an acquaintance of mine who we will for the moment call Drew, but who will remain otherwise [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[3000,183,1053,1052,1055,1054,1051],"class_list":["post-1560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-barack-obama","tag-bill-clinton","tag-john-mccain","tag-laura-clark","tag-left-handed","tag-lefties","tag-the-daily-mail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-pa","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1560"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1562,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions\/1562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}