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<\/p>\n[digg-reddit-me]I received a notification on my Facebook account today that one of my friends created a “multimedia message.”<\/p>\n
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As with so many Facebook applications, it required you to allow the program access to your profile information. Annoying, but it’s the way they all work. I just make sure to keep any important information private.<\/p>\n
I click through and get this message – the yellow line added to the original for emphasis:<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2parse.com\/\/images\/annoying.jpg?resize=580%2C280\" "\\"Annoying")
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Spam sending me the message that: “Facebook has so many spammers.” \u00a0<\/p>\n
The only thing worse than spam is self-righteous spam. <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong>Spam at its best is a kind of poetry:<\/p>\n Stop worrying about your pleasuring ability! 0rder V a l 1 u m #3546 hail! The day of Love I wish to find my destiny! We specialize in top quality Bad poetry perhaps. But funny and obvious. Of course this application decides to be all smug and it sends out notifications to a random 10 people on your Friends list:<\/p>\n The developer page<\/a> for the program lists a “Carla Watson<\/a>” as the developer:<\/p>\n Somebody should punch this woman in the back of the head for me if she developed this smug Facebook spam program.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" [digg-reddit-me]I received a notification on my Facebook account today that one of my friends created a “multimedia message.” As with so many Facebook applications, it required you to allow the program access to your profile information. Annoying, but it’s the way they all work. I just make sure to keep any important information private. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,7],"tags":[1444,1445,1446],"class_list":["post-2220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-criticism","category-the-web","tag-carla-watson","tag-facebook-spam","tag-multimedia-message"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-zO","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2220"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2222,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions\/2222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nWe have so speedy delivery that even today you can make girl feel your passionate fire.<\/p>\n
\nDear Tommy,
\nAll the m e d s you search for<\/p>\n
\nHave women telling their friends about you!<\/p>\n
\nThis letter is not a spam one.
\nYesterday I myself was amazed too,
\nwhen saw your letter in my e-mail box.
\nThe letter was about love and sensations among people.
\nThe motto of the letter was like this \u00absearch for love and you\u2019ll become happy\u00bb.
\nI liked this letter very much.
\nDefinitely, I will send you some of my photographs.
\nIt will help you to understand who I am and where I live.
\nMy photos will reveal <\/strong>all<\/strong> parts of my life \u2013 my happiness, my pensiveness and sometimes melancholy.
\nRemember of me.
\nYour new friend,
\nAnastasiya.<\/p>\n
\nReplicaWatches.
\nSwiss engineering,
\nprecision crafted time pieces are perfect gifts.
\nThese products are not cheap imitations,
\nthey are GenuineRep1<\/strong>icas!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2parse.com\/\/images\/annoying2.jpg?resize=548%2C547\" "\\"MMS")
<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2parse.com\/\/images\/annoying3.jpg?resize=288%2C227\" "\\"Carla")
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