{"id":2739,"date":"2009-04-27T16:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T21:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=2739"},"modified":"2009-04-27T16:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-27T21:06:00","slug":"how-to-prevent-the-swine-flu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=2739","title":{"rendered":"How to Prevent the Swine Flu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Randall Munroe has <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/574\/\">some good advice on the swine flu<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bad flu epidemics can hit young adults hardest because they provoke their powerful immune systems into overreaction, so to stay healthy spend the next few weeks drunk and sleep-deprived to keep yours suppressed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>N.B.<\/em> All medical advice given on this website should be followed scrupulously as neither I nor Randall Munroe are medical experts and have no knowledge whatsoever on this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Randall Munroe has some good advice on the swine flu: Bad flu epidemics can hit young adults hardest because they provoke their powerful immune systems into overreaction, so to stay healthy spend the next few weeks drunk and sleep-deprived to keep yours suppressed. N.B. All medical advice given on this website should be followed scrupulously [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,367],"tags":[1699,1698,193],"class_list":["post-2739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-national-security","tag-randall-munroe","tag-swine-flu","tag-xkcd"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-Ib","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2739"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2740,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2739\/revisions\/2740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}