{"id":338,"date":"2008-03-11T09:12:09","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T14:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=338"},"modified":"2008-03-20T18:19:22","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T23:19:22","slug":"clinton-and-the-mummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=338","title":{"rendered":"Clinton and the Mummy"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Excerpts from my Journals<\/h3>\n<p><small>[digg-reddit-me][Early June 1998.]<\/small><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;the president made a crack about a five-hundred-year-old Inca mummy that had just been discovered at the summit of a Peruvian volcano.  &#8220;You know, if I were a single man, I might just ask that mummy out,&#8221; Clinton said.  &#8220;That&#8217;s a good-looking mummy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, McCurry [Clinton&#8217;s press secretary] told the president this had not been a wise comment for a man with his reputation for philandering.  Clinton snapped at him&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>On the ensuing flight to Milwalkee that night&#8230;McCurry had a drink, and he was shooting the breeze with a dozen reporters clogging the aisle.  One scribe asked about Clinton&#8217;s appraisal of the mummy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Probably does look good compared to the mummy he&#8217;s been fucking,&#8221; McCurry said.<\/p>\n<p>Had one of the reporters published the remark, even with the expletive deleted, McCurry&#8217;s tenure at the White House probably would have been over.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=O0hAuEQl6TcC&amp;dq=spin+cycle+kurtz&amp;pg=PP1&amp;ots=FD3M0VpFlx&amp;sig=DLY9A-Xz99n613u9iTtpvMtXYec&amp;hl=en&amp;prev=http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=spin+cycle+kurtz&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B2GGGL_enUS203US204&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=print&amp;ct=title&amp;cad=one-book-with-thumbnail#PPA49,M1\"><em>Spin Cycle<\/em> by Howard Kurtz, pages 48-49<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excerpts from my Journals [digg-reddit-me][Early June 1998.] &#8230;the president made a crack about a five-hundred-year-old Inca mummy that had just been discovered at the summit of a Peruvian volcano. &#8220;You know, if I were a single man, I might just ask that mummy out,&#8221; Clinton said. &#8220;That&#8217;s a good-looking mummy.&#8221; Afterward, McCurry [Clinton&#8217;s press secretary] [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[51,4,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts-from-my-journals","category-politics","category-the-clintons"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-5s","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}