To honor the patron saint of Ireland, I offer you this off-color joke that was voted best joke in Ireland in 2006:<\/p>\n
John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!\u201d That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!<\/p>\n
He went home and told his wife, Mary, \u201cI won the prize for the Best toast of the night\u201d<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cAye, did ye now. And what was your toast?\u201d<\/p>\n
John said, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that is very nice indeed, John!\u201d Mary said.<\/p>\n
The next day, Mary ran into one of John\u2019s drinking buddies on the street corner.<\/p>\n
The man chuckled leeringly and said, \u201cJohn won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary\u201d.<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cAye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know, he\u2019s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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To honor the patron saint of Ireland, I offer you this off-color joke that was voted best joke in Ireland in 2006: John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!\u201d That won him the top prize at the pub for the best […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-5H","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}