{"id":374,"date":"2008-03-28T10:40:07","date_gmt":"2008-03-28T15:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=374"},"modified":"2008-03-28T10:40:07","modified_gmt":"2008-03-28T15:40:07","slug":"uptight-squares-whose-bag-is-money-and-world-domination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"Uptight squares whose bag is money and world domination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Excerpts from my Journals<\/strong><br \/>\n[Jotted down in May 1999.]<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>No, man.\u00a0 What we swingers were rebelling against is uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination.\u00a0 We were innocent man!\u00a0 If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would have done things differently, but the spirit would have remained the same.\u00a0 It&#8217;s freedom, baby, yeah!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Austin Powers to Dr. Evil.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excerpts from my Journals [Jotted down in May 1999.] No, man.\u00a0 What we swingers were rebelling against is uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination.\u00a0 We were innocent man!\u00a0 If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would have done things differently, but the spirit would have remained [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts-from-my-journals"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-62","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}