{"id":378,"date":"2008-03-29T14:49:29","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T19:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=378"},"modified":"2008-03-29T14:49:29","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T19:49:29","slug":"religion-sexuality-and-mystery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"Religion, sexuality, and mystery"},"content":{"rendered":"

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.\u00a0 The instructions were:<\/p>\n

The story had to contain the following three things:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Religion.<\/li>\n
  2. Sexuality.<\/li>\n
  3. Mystery.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    Only one of the stories in the entire class was given an A +…<\/p>\n

    “Good God,\u00a0 I’m pregnant; I wonder who did it?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    <\/p>\n

    This joke has been around for a while.\u00a0 I found it via reddit<\/a>. I would normally link to the site it was found on except: that site copies the picture with the joke and slapped a copyright on it despite the fact that they copied it from whoever created the image at least a year ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.\u00a0 The instructions were: The story had to contain the following three things: Religion. Sexuality. Mystery. Only one of the stories in the entire class was given an A +… “Good God,\u00a0 I’m pregnant; I wonder who did […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-66","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}