{"id":383,"date":"2008-04-03T09:54:49","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T14:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=383"},"modified":"2008-04-03T09:54:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-03T14:54:49","slug":"fighting-the-advil-menace-one-strip-search-at-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=383","title":{"rendered":"Fighting the Advil menace, one strip search at a time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/reason.com\/news\/show\/125786.html\">Reason magazine had an excellent piece yesterday<\/a> on the &#8220;Advil menace&#8221; and the extraordinary measures taken to ensure that 8th graders haven&#8217;t &#8220;adopted drug-smuggling practices associated with international narcotrafficking&#8221;.\u00a0 Both funny and pathetic.\u00a0 Well worth a read.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reason magazine had an excellent piece yesterday on the &#8220;Advil menace&#8221; and the extraordinary measures taken to ensure that 8th graders haven&#8217;t &#8220;adopted drug-smuggling practices associated with international narcotrafficking&#8221;.\u00a0 Both funny and pathetic.\u00a0 Well worth a read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-libertarianism","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-6b","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}