{"id":399,"date":"2008-04-14T12:02:08","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T17:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=399"},"modified":"2008-04-14T12:02:08","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T17:02:08","slug":"mother-a-crip-father-a-westside-baller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Mother A Crip, Father A Westside Baller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Saturday, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedenverchannel.com\/news\/15851207\/detail.html\">a domestic dispute in Commerce City, Colorado<\/a> led to the arrest of a 19 year old named Joseph Manzanares.\u00a0 According to Denver&#8217;s Channel 7 ABC affiliate, Mr. Manzanares &#8220;stormed&#8221; into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her, and knocked over a number of display cases.\u00a0 The police were called and arrested him in his home.<\/p>\n<p>A police spokesperson described the cause of the dispute as concerns over their 4 year old&#8217;s upbringing:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What different ideas you might ask?\u00a0 Well, his mother is a Crip and wants her son to join the Crips; the father is a member of the lesser known Westside Ballers and wishes his son to become a member of that gang.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, I think the toddler is set for life.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Saturday, a domestic dispute in Commerce City, Colorado led to the arrest of a 19 year old named Joseph Manzanares.\u00a0 According to Denver&#8217;s Channel 7 ABC affiliate, Mr. Manzanares &#8220;stormed&#8221; into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her, and knocked over a number of display cases.\u00a0 The police were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-6r","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}