{"id":427,"date":"2008-04-26T12:56:11","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T17:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=427"},"modified":"2008-04-26T12:56:11","modified_gmt":"2008-04-26T17:56:11","slug":"the-recommended-caffeine-intake-for-a-french-enlightenment-philosopher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=427","title":{"rendered":"The Recommended Caffeine Intake for a French Enlightenment Philosopher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A fun fact about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_16178_7-common-foods-that-can-actually-get-you-high.html\">Voltaire from Cracked.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Severe, deleterious caffeine intoxication sets in at 500 mg, so you&#8217;re going to have to slam a black venti with a Red Bull chaser to get properly wasted.  Once you&#8217;ve risen to coffee-high nirvana, you&#8217;ll soon plummet to coffee-high hell. Symptoms of excessive caffeine usage include hallucinations, diarrhea, convulsions, vomiting and &#8220;confusion&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Voltaire drank approximately 50 to 70 cups of coffee a day for inspiration. This level of caffeine intake is not recommended unless you happen to be a French Enlightenment philosopher.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fun fact about Voltaire from Cracked.com: Severe, deleterious caffeine intoxication sets in at 500 mg, so you&#8217;re going to have to slam a black venti with a Red Bull chaser to get properly wasted. Once you&#8217;ve risen to coffee-high nirvana, you&#8217;ll soon plummet to coffee-high hell. Symptoms of excessive caffeine usage include hallucinations, diarrhea, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[196,195,197,194],"class_list":["post-427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-coffee","tag-cracked","tag-philosophy","tag-voltaire"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-6T","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}