{"id":4408,"date":"2009-12-10T15:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=4408"},"modified":"2009-12-10T15:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-10T20:20:00","slug":"global-warming-a-conspiracy-perpetuated-by-the-sushi-eating-coastal-elites-known-as-polar-bears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=4408","title":{"rendered":"Global Warming: A conspiracy perpetuated by the sushi-eating, coastal elites known as polar bears."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Of course, such anti-polar bear sentiment doesn’t exist beyond The Colbert Report and satire of global warming denialists.<\/p>\n

Oh, wait. I forgot about Sarah Palin, populist tribune of all that is good, who has taken a vehemently anti-polar bear stance<\/a>, writing in yesterday’s Washington Post<\/em>:<\/p>\n

As governor of Alaska, I took a stand against politicized science when\u00a0I sued the [Bush administration] over its decision to list the polar bear as an endangered species…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[digg-reddit-me] Of course, such anti-polar bear sentiment doesn’t exist beyond The Colbert Report and satire of global warming denialists. Oh, wait. I forgot about Sarah Palin, populist tribune of all that is good, who has taken a vehemently anti-polar bear stance, writing in yesterday’s Washington Post: As governor of Alaska, I took a stand against […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,35,5,955,4,458],"tags":[689,2453,2452],"class_list":["post-4408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-criticism","category-environmental-issues","category-humor","category-palin-election-2012","category-politics","category-the-opinionsphere","tag-global-warming","tag-hoax","tag-polar-bears"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-196","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4409,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4408\/revisions\/4409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}