{"id":452,"date":"2008-05-12T12:23:07","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T17:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=452"},"modified":"2008-05-12T12:29:06","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T17:29:06","slug":"if-we-hired-like-we-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=452","title":{"rendered":"If we hired like we vote&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2parse.com\/\/images\/nonsequitur.gif?resize=580%2C188\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"188\" \/><\/p>\n<p>via reddit, by Wiley Miller in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uclick.com\/client\/wpc\/nq\/\">Non Sequitur<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via reddit, by Wiley Miller in Non Sequitur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22,5,6,4],"tags":[257,256],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-2008","category-humor","category-obama","category-politics","tag-non-sequitur","tag-wiley-miller"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-7i","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}