{"id":462,"date":"2008-05-15T13:23:50","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T18:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=462"},"modified":"2008-05-15T16:21:54","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T21:21:54","slug":"headline-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=462","title":{"rendered":"Headline news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"title loggedin\">1. <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aclufl.org\/news_events\/index.cfm?action=viewRelease&amp;emailAlertID=3554\"><span class=\"title loggedin\">Principal bans rainbows on students&#8217; clothes because they are &#8220;sexually suggestive&#8221; and &#8220;would make students automatically picture gay people having sex.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"title loggedin\">2. <\/span><a id=\"title_t3_6ji0n\" class=\"title loggedin\" onmousedown=\"setClick(this)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tnr.com\/politics\/story.html?id=442c4e2f-60af-4924-a6b2-b0f135cf906e\">As I try to break free from the crowd, one of the Hezbollah members grabs my arm. &#8220;You from America?&#8221; he asks. &#8220;I hate America, but I love Kobe Bryant.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>3.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/newsOne\/idUSN1330327620080513?sp=true\">World&#8217;s most obese man tries to set world record for most weight lost<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"title loggedin\">4. <\/span><a id=\"title_t3_6ji8k\" class=\"title loggedin\" onmousedown=\"setClick(this)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/andy-borowitz\/hillary-vows-to-fight-on_b_101802.html\">Hillary Vows to Fight on for Edwards&#8217; Endorsement: &#8220;My friends, I will fight for the endorsement of John Edwards, even if it takes all summer.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Principal bans rainbows on students&#8217; clothes because they are &#8220;sexually suggestive&#8221; and &#8220;would make students automatically picture gay people having sex.&#8221; 2. As I try to break free from the crowd, one of the Hezbollah members grabs my arm. &#8220;You from America?&#8221; he asks. &#8220;I hate America, but I love Kobe Bryant.&#8221; 3. World&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22,25],"tags":[279,277,240,53,278,146],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-2008","category-roundup","tag-aclu","tag-hezbollah","tag-huffington-post","tag-john-edwards","tag-kobe-bryant","tag-the-new-republic"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-7s","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}