{"id":522,"date":"2008-06-22T20:32:25","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T01:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=522"},"modified":"2008-06-22T20:32:25","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T01:32:25","slug":"what-to-do-when-your-fiances-sister-hits-on-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=522","title":{"rendered":"What to do when your fiance’s sister hits on you…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me – it was her beautiful younger sister.<\/p>\n

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.<\/p>\n

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.<\/p>\n

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”<\/p>\n

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.<\/p>\n

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!<\/p>\n

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”<\/p>\n

And the moral of this story is:<\/p>\n

Always keep your condoms in your car.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Found here<\/a>, but it’s all over the place.<\/p>\n

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