{"id":5262,"date":"2011-03-15T00:06:06","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T05:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=5262"},"modified":"2011-03-15T00:08:18","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T05:08:18","slug":"the-sheeple-of-rlibertarian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=5262","title":{"rendered":"The Sheeple of r\/libertarian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[reddit-me]The rantings of a self-proclaimed &#8220;Libertarian Asshole&#8221; who is so <a href=\"http:\/\/www.absolutedespotism.com\/stories\/110314326\/fuck-ftc-and-shitty-optometrists\">incredibly deluded<\/a> as to think that the America is approaching something worse than a despotic government &#8212; an &#8220;Absolute Despotism!&#8221; &#8212; aren&#8217;t generally worth responding to. But I like reddit &#8212; and I like libertarians. Which is why I&#8217;ve been consistently frustrated with the regressive turn that the \/r\/libertarian has taken since Obama&#8217;s election.<\/p>\n<p>How else to explain the popularity of the Libertarian Asshole&#8217;s factually-challenged post blaming &#8220;Liberals&#8221; for the Bush administration&#8217;s regulation being enforced in his story?<\/p>\n<p>As a <a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/?p=2667\">liberal<\/a>, let me tell you that stories of government corruption and government idiocy, of victimless crimes prosecuted and overreach make me mad. I believe in good government &#8212; and not government and regulation for it&#8217;s own sake. I believe a law should not be unjustly applied. Liberals have made a strong showing in opposing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Regulatory_capture\">regulatory capture<\/a> &#8212;\u00a0when organized lobbies of special interests (such as\u00a0optometrists) are able to get a regulatory agency to act against the interests of the public and in favor of the lobby. That&#8217;s why liberals have fought against the FCC to allow for more competition on the radio waves and that&#8217;s why liberals pointed to the corruption in the Minerals Management Service. That&#8217;s why Matt Yglesias &#8212; one of the web&#8217;s most prominent liberals &#8212; focuses so much on <a href=\"http:\/\/yglesias.thinkprogress.org\/2011\/02\/wsj-on-the-license-behemoth\/\">opposing rent-seeking and unnecessary regulation<\/a>. As a liberal, I believe the government is capable of acting in the public interest &#8212; but that citizens must always provide a check against the inevitable abuses.<\/p>\n<p>I only state this because in the world of the Libertarian Asshole, the phantom &#8220;Liberals&#8221; are those who say the &#8220;Law&#8217;s the Law&#8221; as they turned in runaway slaves because they&#8230;are like &#8220;cheap whores&#8221; with no self esteem.<\/p>\n<p>With that brilliant insight into the Liberal mind, this Asshole struck r\/libertarian gold &#8212; as\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Libertarian\/comments\/g3vs0\/why_the_fuck_is_it_illegal_to_buy_eye_glasses\/\">268 redditors and counting<\/a> demonstrate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>One more thing: The Libertarian Asshole apparently wasn&#8217;t satisfied with a rather sympathetic story of a businesswoman who was busted for selling decorative contact lenses without prescriptions and made to sell her car.<\/p>\n<p>He had to embellish. And by embellish, I mean, apparently, to lie. A few minutes on Google reveals the following:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Lie: The Libertarian Asshole claims that Da Young Kim, who ran an internet store selling contact lenses, was &#8220;arrested&#8221; for doing so.<br \/>\nFact: The Court records and the FTC&#8217;s records both show that this was a &#8220;civil complaint&#8221; &#8212; not a criminal one. No where does the news or any other source support the out-of-the-blue claim that Kim was arrested.<\/li>\n<li>Lie: The Libertarian Asshole claims that the FTC spent &#8220;your tax dollars on an\u00a0undercover sting operation.&#8221;<br \/>\nFact: There&#8217;s nothing in the news or in the record or elsewhere on the web to back this up. None of the evidence presented against Kim was from any sting operation.<\/li>\n<li>Lie: The FTC acted because they believed the internet store run by Da Young Kim &#8220;might not be checking every customer&#8217;s prescription.&#8221;<br \/>\nFact: According to the FTC complaint,\u00a0Kim kept no records of prescriptions <strong>at all<\/strong>. This wasn&#8217;t a few contact lenses sold without prescription &#8212; this was a business plan.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[reddit-me]The rantings of a self-proclaimed &#8220;Libertarian Asshole&#8221; who is so incredibly deluded as to think that the America is approaching something worse than a despotic government &#8212; an &#8220;Absolute Despotism!&#8221; &#8212; aren&#8217;t generally worth responding to. But I like reddit &#8212; and I like libertarians. Which is why I&#8217;ve been consistently frustrated with the regressive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,27,41,42,4,1],"tags":[2950,782,235,2951,2952],"class_list":["post-5262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-criticism","category-domestic-issues","category-liberalism","category-libertarianism","category-politics","category-uncategorized","tag-libertarian-asshole","tag-matt-yglesias","tag-reddit","tag-regulatory-capture","tag-rent-seeking"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-1mS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5262"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5264,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5262\/revisions\/5264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}