{"id":565,"date":"2008-07-17T08:39:41","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T13:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=565"},"modified":"2008-07-16T22:40:40","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T03:40:40","slug":"obama-releases-list-of-approved-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=565","title":{"rendered":"Obama releases list of approved jokes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6896\">Really<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, kinda.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s one:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Q: What&#8217;s black and white and red all over?<br \/>\nBarack Obama: The New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really. Well, kinda. Here&#8217;s one: Q: What&#8217;s black and white and red all over? Barack Obama: The New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22,5,6,4],"tags":[500],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-2008","category-humor","category-obama","category-politics","tag-obama-jokes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-97","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":569,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions\/569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}