{"id":737,"date":"2008-08-20T13:00:39","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T18:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=737"},"modified":"2008-08-20T22:28:04","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T03:28:04","slug":"a-very-young-michael-phelps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=737","title":{"rendered":"A very young Michael Phelps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[digg-me]<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"A very young Michael Phelps\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2parse.com\/\/images\/michaelphelps.jpg?resize=400%2C182\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"182\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone knows the original source of this, let me know. I <a href=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v474\/NovaSk\/MJ2Za9Vhmclok4zkVRIyx0MC_400.jpg\">found it here<\/a>. And the author is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.patrickmoberg.com\/illustration\/106\/michael-phelps\">Patrick Moberg<\/a>. Also <a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/?p=119\">the guy who met the girl with the flower in her hair on the subway<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Edit: <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.com\">Welcome Andrew Sullivan readers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And welcome <a href=\"http:\/\/usemycomputer.com\/\">Use My Computer<\/a> users.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><strong>If you liked this, you might also like<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to A Sign of the Times\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"..\/?p=518\">A Sign of the Times<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to Dunkin Donuts: The Coffee of Jihadists\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"..\/?p=479\">Dunkin Donuts: The Coffee of Jihadists<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to A Card to Send to Those You Love\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"..\/?p=722\">A Card to Send to Those You Love<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to Kids Make the Darndnest Hand Gestures\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"..\/?p=624\">Kids Make the Darndnest Hand Gestures<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>And the more serious<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to Why I Am Still Confident About Obama\u2019s Campaign\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"..\/?p=735\">Why I Am Still Confident About Obama\u2019s Campaign despite Today&#8217;s Poll Showing McCain has a 5 Point Lead<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to Why I Support Obama\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"..\/?p=713\">Why I Support Obama<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to \u2018The Fairness Doctrine for the Internet\u2019 is a Conservative Strawman\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"..\/?p=696\">\u2018The Fairness Doctrine for the Internet\u2019 is a Conservative Strawman<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[digg-me] Heh. If anyone knows the original source of this, let me know. I found it here. And the author is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Patrick Moberg. Also the guy who met the girl with the flower in her hair on the subway&#8230; Edit: Welcome Andrew Sullivan readers. And welcome Use My Computer users.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[618],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-michael-phelps"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-bT","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":742,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions\/742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}