{"id":78,"date":"2007-10-30T20:33:47","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T00:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2007-12-24T12:03:59","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T17:03:59","slug":"cheerleader-injuries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Cheerleader Injuries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[digg-reddit-me]From Seattle&#8217;s KOMO 4 News comes this report about one of the dangers of cheerleading: getting ploughed by an entire high school football team running onto the field.  At the Auburn High School vs. Auburn Riverside football game this past Friday night, this cheerleader, 18 year old Cali Kaltschmidt, who had totaled her car the night before, made a smart decision to fix a banner just before half-time was over.  Here&#8217;s what ensued:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>And of course, KOMO 4 News had <ahref=\"http:\/\/www.komotv.com\/home\/video\/10896616.html?video=YHI&amp;t=a\">this <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.komotv.com\/home\/video\/10896616.html?video=YHI&amp;t=a\">hard-hitting follow up<\/a> earlier this week.<br \/>\n<!--more--><strong>Related articles<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/\/?p=168\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permanent Link to It Can\u2019t Happen Here\">It Can\u2019t Happen Here: Background on Ron Paul&#8217;s comments<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/\/?p=167\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permanent Link to Wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross\">Wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/\/?p=154\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permanent Link to The libertarian liberal\">The libertarian liberal<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/\/?p=161\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permanent Link to Why I write this blog\">Why I write this blog<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/\/?p=159\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permanent Link to It is not enough to have every intelligent person in the country voting for me\u2026\">It is not enough to have every intelligent person in the country voting for me\u2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/\/?p=138\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permanent Link to lib\u2022er\u2022tar\u2022ian: Two roads diverged in a wood\u2026\">lib\u2022er\u2022tar\u2022ian: Two roads diverged in a wood\u2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/\/?p=50\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permanent Link to Why can\u2019t Democrats take on religious hypocrisy like this\">Why can\u2019t Democrats take on religious hypocrisy like this<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[digg-reddit-me]From Seattle&#8217;s KOMO 4 News comes this report about one of the dangers of cheerleading: getting ploughed by an entire high school football team running onto the field. At the Auburn High School vs. Auburn Riverside football game this past Friday night, this cheerleader, 18 year old Cali Kaltschmidt, who had totaled her car the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-1g","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}