{"id":782,"date":"2008-08-23T12:06:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-23T17:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=782"},"modified":"2008-08-23T12:06:47","modified_gmt":"2008-08-23T17:06:47","slug":"i-hope-that-you-forget-about-your-myspace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=782","title":{"rendered":"I hope that you forget about your MySpace…"},"content":{"rendered":"

[digg-reddit-me]<\/object><\/p>\n

sweetafton23<\/a>, also of the offbeat reddit hit, Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ on a ukulele<\/a>, apparently has some of her own material.<\/p>\n

Some sample lyrics:<\/p>\n

The years are going by so fast – it really is bewilderin’;
\nand we’ll be so called ‘grownups’ and have mortgages and children.
\nI hope we all gain worldliness and wisdom and maturity;
\nbut I hope most of all that MySpace falls into obscurity…<\/p>\n

I hope our profiles all go dead, entombed in distant servers –
\na monument to our youth, though lacking its observers.
\nYour page will be an empty shell when no one is behind it
\nI hope your MySpace stays forever …and i hope that your kids find it.<\/p>\n

I hope that you forget about your MySpace;
\nI hope it slips completely from your mind,
\nand I hope it stays up long enough for the next generation to find;
\nand I hope that it embarrasses your children;
\nI hope their bratty friends all forward it around.
\nAnd I hope you forget your password so you cannot take it down…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[digg-reddit-me] sweetafton23, also of the offbeat reddit hit, Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ on a ukulele, apparently has some of her own material. Some sample lyrics: The years are going by so fast – it really is bewilderin’; and we’ll be so called ‘grownups’ and have mortgages and children. I hope we all gain worldliness and wisdom […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,7,44],"tags":[632,631,630,629],"class_list":["post-782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-the-web","category-videos","tag-myhope","tag-myspace","tag-sweetafton23","tag-toxic"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-cC","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=782"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":783,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions\/783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}