{"id":817,"date":"2008-08-26T21:29:19","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T02:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=817"},"modified":"2008-08-26T22:37:41","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T03:37:41","slug":"why-is-chelsea-clinton-so-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/?p=817","title":{"rendered":"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[digg-reddit-me]<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Hillary supporters\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2344\/2526214366_340b00762d.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><br \/>\n<small>[Image by <a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/ovlov\/2526214366\/\">oxmour<\/a> licensed under <a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-sa\/2.0\/deed.en\">Creative Commons<\/a>.]<\/small><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?<br \/>\nBecause her father is Janet Reno.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I just wanted to point out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/1998\/06\/25newsb.html\">this McCain joke<\/a> (told around the time of Chelsea&#8217;s 18th birthday) to all the <a href=\"http:\/\/ladyboomernyc.wordpress.com\/\">P<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/riverdaughter.wordpress.com\/\">U<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/noquarterusa.net\/blog\">M<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/thedenvergroup.blogspot.com\/\">A<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/themountainsage.wordpress.com\/\">s<\/a> out there who have made <a href=\"http:\/\/heidilipotpourri.blogspot.com\/\">a<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/smartwomenforhillary.com\/\">b<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.pumapac.org\/\">i<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/pocpuma.com\/Home_Page.php\">g<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/hillary1000.wordpress.com\/\">d<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/nomoreapples.blogspot.com\/2008\/02\/hillary-blogs.html\">e<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/nobamablog.wordpress.com\/\">a<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.writehillaryin.com\/\">l<\/a> about Obama&#8217;s disrespect of the Clintons.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Related articles<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/2parse.com\/\/?p=812\">A McCain Parody. 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I just wanted to point out this McCain joke (told around the time of Chelsea&#8217;s 18th birthday) to all the PUMAs out there who have made a big deal about Obama&#8217;s disrespect of the Clintons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22,45,4,43],"tags":[647],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-2008","category-mccain","category-politics","category-the-clintons","tag-chelsea-clinton"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8qcx-db","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":820,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions\/820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2parse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}