Global Warming: A conspiracy perpetuated by the sushi-eating, coastal elites known as polar bears.
Of course, such anti-polar bear sentiment doesn’t exist beyond The Colbert Report and satire of global warming denialists.
Oh, wait. I forgot about Sarah Palin, populist tribune of all that is good, who has taken a vehemently anti-polar bear stance, writing in yesterday’s Washington Post:
As governor of Alaska, I took a stand against politicized science when I sued the [Bush administration] over its decision to list the polar bear as an endangered species…
Tags: Global warming, Hoax, Polar Bears
