The Daily Mail reported over the weekend that a recent study found that left-handers don’t do as well as right-handers in school, but earn more than 5% more every hour once they leave school. This is Drew-bait because an acquaintance of mine who we will for the moment call Drew, but who will remain otherwise anonymous, has a burning hatred for lefties and their sinister ways.

Oddly though, to illustrate this article, The Daily Mail inexplicably chose Robert Redford in his box office bomb The Horse Whisperer.

Let me suggest instead three other prominent lefties who have been in the news recently: